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Student Out Of Neon Yellow Stars Opts For Full Face Of Clown Makeup To Hide Acne

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

KENNEDY HALL—Fresh out of vibrantly-colored stickers to slap on his face, Peter Tripe ‘25 was facing the utter embarrassment of going outside with a single pimple on his forehead. Fortunately, Tripe was able to deftly avoid disaster by turning himself into a clown. “God I looked ridiculous,” said Tripe, his lips painted green. “This morning…

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