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Recent Graduates Wondering Who Will Take Initiative to Clean House

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN – Following graduation and the departure of the majority of students from the Cornell campus, residents at 531 East State Street have been seen idly walking around their incredibly disgusting house, curious as to which person would be the first to start cleaning. “Our lease ends this weekend, and the house is pretty gross,…

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