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Wikipedia Page of Esteemed Professor Currently Flunking You Not Even, Like, That Long
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“These Hands Don’t Haze!” Says Frat President Who Used Legs to Kick Shit Out of Pledges
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Half-Assed Discussion Post Setting Dangerous Precedent For Rest of Semester
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Local Jester Actually Prefers Fool’s Spring
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Frolicking Squirrel Thinks It’s Funny You Bombed That Prelim
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Dumb Idiot Bunny Rabbit Doesn’t Know It About to Get Cold Again
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Arizona Student Remarks on Difference Between Humidity and Dry Heat for Fifth Fucking Time

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

ARTS QUAD—Adding to his friends’ goddamn never ending list of complaints about the recent hot weather, Daniel Brenner ‘21 remarked on the difference between Ithaca’s humidity and the hot, arid climate of his hometown in Arizona for the fifth fucking time this week. “I would take 100 degrees and dry over 80 degrees and humid…

2035 Survival of Human Species Not a Priority for Cornell, Garrett Says

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL – President Elizabeth Garrett announced today that Cornell University would no longer strive to achieve complete survival of the human species by 2035, two years after former president David Skorton established action to keep people mostly alive by the same year. “We believe that it is not in our best interest at this…