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“I’ll See You In Court”: Student Mistakes CKB Resident’s Invitation As Legal Threat
Morrison Stir-Fry Station Switches to Cup & Ball Scam for Food Pickup
Cornell President Warns Replacing President Would Harm Cornell, Cornell President
Halloween Enthusiast Disappointed by Ithaca Wine & Spirits
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“I’ll See You In Court”: Student Mistakes CKB Resident’s Invitation As Legal Threat

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Morrison Stir-Fry Station Switches to Cup & Ball Scam for Food Pickup

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Cornell President Warns Replacing President Would Harm Cornell, Cornell President

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Halloween Enthusiast Disappointed by Ithaca Wine & Spirits

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Freshman Gives Up On Losing Virginity After Failing to Hook Up During O-Week

Nooz Staff10 years ago01 mins

MEWS HALL– After failing to hook up during his first weekend of college, Freshman Jonny Waters is convinced that he will never fulfill his dream of losing his virginity and will therefore remain celibate for the rest of his life. “I went to a ton of parties, met some girls, but wasn’t able to seal…

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Hannibal to Perform at Bailey Hall

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

BAILEY HALL — The Cornell University Program Board will present famed comedy persona “Hannibal,” Friday night in Bailey Hall. CUPB says that they are delighted to bring such an eloquent and voracious speaker to campus. “He’s exactly the type of comedian we were looking for,” said CUPB Chairperson Gabe Diamond ‘18, “We think he’ll kill…

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