Skip to content
August 12, 2025
  • Despotic Senior Declines to Answer Whether They’ll Seek Third Term as Club President
  • In Historic Show of Power, Student Assembly Votes to Politely Ask for More Power
  • L-DOC? My Final Essay Fucking Sucks
  • Construction Workers Declare Occupation Of Libe Slope As Clock Tower Fences Expand Into New Territory
CU Nooz

CU Nooz

Random Nooz
  • About
  • Disclaimer
  • Write for Us
  • Advertising with CU Nooz
  • Podcasts
    • CU Interviooz
Headlines
  • OP-ED: Fuck, Time to Scrap That “Worker’s Rights” Theme Year

    12 months ago11 months ago
  • Freshman from England Used to Eating Inedible Food

    12 months ago11 months ago
  • Overachievers? Couple in The Back of Hideaway Already Busy Making Double Legacies

    2 years ago2 years ago
  • Qatar Campus To Celebrate ‘Limit of Expression’ Year

    2 years ago2 years ago
  • OP-ED: Dear Freshmen, that Twenty-Person O-Week Friend Group is Much Cooler Than You and If You Don’t Have Best Friends Yet, Just Give Up Trying

    2 years ago2 years ago
  • Freshman Patiently Waiting to Cross College Ave Gets Hit by Car Anyway

    2 years ago2 years ago
  • Home
  • couples

couples

  • Uncategorized

Candidate Interrupts Couple’s Breakup to Ask for SA Election Vote

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

LIBE CAFE— Desperate to reach more voters last-minute to clinch the SA Election this semester, Larold McLandham ’21 cheerfully approached a couple breaking up over coffee at Libe. “Hi, how are you folks doing today?” The oblivious candidate chirped, beaming his most charming smile on the future ex-couple’s distraught faces. “Would you two like to…

Read More
Newsmatic - News WordPress Theme 2025. Powered By BlazeThemes.