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Cornell Daily Sun Abandons Obsolete Online Presence for State-of-the-Art Print Newspaper

Nooz Staff11 years ago01 mins

ITHACA COMMONS—After over a decade of publishing their daily newspaper online, The Cornell Daily Sun has officially decided to cut their anachronistic and outdated digital branch and stop publishing on their website. “We at the Sun have a commitment to staying contemporary and felt that deleting our website would be a good place to start…

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Water Discovered on Cornell Daily Sun Servers

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

ITHACA COMMONS — After several days of internal probing, the Cornell Daily Sun has conclusively determined that a pool of liquid water exists on their servers currently facing technical difficulties. “This is a truly exciting new discovery,” said Peyton Schwarz ’16 systems manager for the top-ranked collegiate news source in America. “We will now be…

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Cornell Daily Sun Abandons Obsolete Online Presence for State-of-the-Art Print Newspaper

Water Discovered on Cornell Daily Sun Servers