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2035 Survival of Human Species Not a Priority for Cornell, Garrett Says

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL – President Elizabeth Garrett announced today that Cornell University would no longer strive to achieve complete survival of the human species by 2035, two years after former president David Skorton established action to keep people mostly alive by the same year. “We believe that it is not in our best interest at this…

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