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Denice Cassaro Kept Awake at Night, Haunted by Student Unconnected to Community

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

WILLARD-STRAIGHT HALL – Denice Cassaro lay awake all night haunted by the specter of a bored student who, in the absence of any fun events on campus, just went to bed early. “I’ve worked so hard to make sure that students are aware of the fun, engaging community events happening around them at all times…

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Cassaro Reminds Students that the Semester, Like Their Youth, is Half-Over

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL – Monday, in one of her weekly emails to the student body, Denise Cassaro reminded students that the semester, as well as their youth, is already half-over.  “Wow!” remarked Cassaro in her signature multi-color newsletter. “I can’t believe it! It feels like the semester just began! In just a few weeks you…

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