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“Hallelujah, The Rainy Season Has Come!” Cry Ithaca Dust Bowl Farmers

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

TOMPKINS COUNTY — Hundreds of dustbowl farmers in the greater Tompkins County area are rejoicing at the coming of the rain, after months of drought brought no crops to their land. “Madge! Madge, get out here, you’re not gonna believe this!” cried Ernest Young, finally seeing the thick storm clouds form overhead and drop a…

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