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“We Should All Go Horseback Riding!” Says Friend Who Owns Horse

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

OXLEY EQUESTRIAN CENTER—Out-of-the-box thinker Jenna Locke ‘26 surprised her friends with the truly novel suggestion that they all get together for an afternoon of horseback riding. The large financial burden and immense physical danger that this would impart on the friend group did not occur to Locke, as she already owns a horse. “I’ve been…

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Equestrian Club Treasurer Wakes Up With Horse Head in Bed After Requesting $3,000 from SAFC

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

EDDYGATE APARTMENTS—After putting nearly three thousand dollars worth of line items in the Equestrian Club SAFC budget request, club treasurer Case Gadsby ‘21 awoke to find the severed head of the club’s most prized horse next to him in bed. “I know I should just withdraw the budget, but we’re planning on going to a…

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