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Student Won’t Stop Bragging About his Back of Mezzanine Tickets for Eric Andre

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

STATLER HALL— After spending his entire 10:10 class waiting in a digital queue to get mezzanine seat 18E for Eric Andre’s upcoming show, Ben Kilbourne ‘21 reportedly “won’t shut the fuck up” about his sucessful purchase of single ticket. “All these losers are posting on Facebook about how they missed out, and they pathetically offered…

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