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Last Guy Drops Feminism & Gender Class: Remaining Women Finally Have a Sexy Pillow Fight

Nooz Staff8 years ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL — The departure of Will Toddson ‘20 from his otherwise all-female FGSS 1101 class was met with excitement; during the first few minutes without him, the girls were finally free to remove their clothes and have a long, sexy pillow fight. “I mean, we’ll miss having a rational and logical mind to…

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