Finals – Page 2

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Cornell Christian Club Turns Rain into Wine Tour
2 days ago2 days ago
Kotlikoff Carefully Maneuvers Around Key Detail at Day Hall Incident
1 week ago1 week ago
“I Overcame a Lot of Diversity to be Here,” Says White Dude in Discussion Section
2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
Despotic Senior Declines to Answer Whether They’ll Seek Third Term as Club President
12 months ago12 months ago
In Historic Show of Power, Student Assembly Votes to Politely Ask for More Power
1 year ago1 year ago
L-DOC? My Final Essay Fucking Sucks
1 year ago1 year ago

Low iPhone Battery Miraculously Lasts 8 Days in Library

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

OLIN LIBRARY — In what witnesses are calling a true miracle, it has been confirmed that Ethan Gold’s iPhone battery managed to last eight days straight while he was studying in Olin library for his final exams. “I was shocked by how long the battery lasted,” Gold recounted. “Going into the first day of finals…

Professor Trying to Understand Inferior, Feeble Mind in Office Hours

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

BAKER HALL — After trying several times to help one of his students with a difficult problem set, Materials Science Professor Dr. Jared Schafer was still attempting to comprehend Sophie Adler’s ’18 baffling inability to understand difficult concepts. “I’m really having a hard time understanding why you’re not getting this,” he said to the novice…