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Catch Me If You Can! CUPD Seen Sledding Down Slope in Pursuit of Evil Students Vandalizing Libe Slope with Evil Sleds
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Angsty Student Body Clearly Has Study Period
6 days ago6 days ago
Olin Elevator Dead at Level B
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Partisan Gerrymandering Threatens to Remove 15 Seats from Uris Library
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Fatass Inducted Into Dining Hall of Fame
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Willard Straight Hall Turns 100, Runs for Congress
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Only Two Conventionally Attractive Members of Orientation Group Already a Couple

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago02 mins

ROBERT PURCELL COMMUNITY CENTER—Despite having known each other for a mere six days, Brian Furman ‘26 and Evan Adames ‘26—the shining stars of a fairly dim orientation group—have already entered into a relationship. “After giving the rest of the group a quick once-over, it was love at first sight,” said Adames. “Bri-Bri and I just…

Balls-to-Wall Freshman Takes Mind Map Notes During First Lecture

Nooz Staff6 years ago03 mins

URIS HALL G01—In his first Intro to Cognitive Science lecture this week, locked-and-loaded freshman Daniel Fabre ‘23 went completely balls-to-the-wall utilizing the mind mapping advanced note-taking technique. “I didn’t have my notebook out while we were going over the syllabus, but then I glanced over to my left and I saw the things he was…