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Patient Hockey Fan Waiting For Ice To Melt Before Throwing Fish Into New Home

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 months ago03 mins

LYNAH RINK—When Charlie Yu ‘26 bought his ticket to the 2023 Cornell-Harvard men’s ice hockey game, he didn’t realize how much of a commitment it would be. But two days after the game’s conclusion, the stands remained empty save for the lone sophomore’s silent vigil as he waited for the perfect conditions to toss his…

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