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So-Called “Gym Shark” Not So Tough Anymore After Being Decapitated by Bench Press

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

TEAGLE HALL— In a swift reminder of his humanity, area fitness junkie Alvin Jung ‘21 was humbled after having his head cleanly cut off while on the bench press.  “He let his ego get the best of him,” said fellow gym-goer Eric Bilzerian, wearing an “In Memory of Alvin” sleeveless T-shirt that exposed his nipples….

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Cornell’s Dietary Guidelines Recommend 12 Daily Servings of PepsiCo Products

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

PEPSICO AUDITORIUM– In an attempt to encourage healthy on campus living habits, Cornell Dining, Cornell Health, and the Cornell Department of Nutritional Sciences have released a food guide recommending that students consume 12 servings of PepsiCo products every day. “Many young adults find out that college is the time to start thinking about what you…

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