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Report: No Way Ice Cream Hard Enough to Justify How Long Guy Ahead of You Has Been Scooping

Nooz Staff1 month ago1 month ago03 mins

FLORA ROSE HOUSE—After taking several minutes to reach the front of the ice cream line at a busy dinner Sunday night, Sarah Weinberger ‘28 was forced to wait further as the patron in front of her took what experts are calling an “unjustifiably long” time to get his dessert. “It was terrible. He just kept…

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