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Student Who Bleeds Big Red Sadly Returns Latest Nike Shoes
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Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday
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Student at Summer Internship Drops Fourth Hint of Day That He Goes to Cornell
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Campus Glad Cornell Republicans’ Vote Won’t Count

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

Breathing a large sigh of relief, the Cornell community was glad to hear the Cornell Republicans’ votes will not count in the 2016 election after club endorsed Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson. “It was touch and go for the past week, and we were sure this announcement was going to endorse Trump, but it’s so much…

OP-ED: You And I Both Know Our Construction Team Can’t Handle Building A Pathway In Ezra’s Tunnel

Student Who Bleeds Big Red Sadly Returns Latest Nike Shoes

Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday

Student at Summer Internship Drops Fourth Hint of Day That He Goes to Cornell

Professors Notice Increase in Student Motivation To Be the Very Best, Like No One Ever Was

Report: 10:10 Lecture Fills Up Too Quickly and Oh Boo Hoo You Sad Fucks

Campus Glad Cornell Republicans’ Vote Won’t Count