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Rawlings Warns Grad Students That Union Might Give Them Brief Glimmer of Happiness

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL – In response to a major push at Cornell toward forming the first graduate student union in the school’s history, Interim President Hunter Rawlings III sent an email out earlier today warning the university that unionizing would offer Masters and PhD students a brief glimmer of hope and happiness unseen since beginning their…

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Graduating Senior Blissfully Unaware Gap-Year Actually Gap-Decade

Nooz Staff9 years ago02 mins

SCHOELLKOPF — Recent classics major graduate Brenton Phan ’16 has reportedly been blissfully unaware that the break from his career path will be a lot longer than he expects it to be, as the gap-year he was planning on taking before going to graduate school will slowly turn into a gap-decade. “I feel like I…

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Pre-Med Worried GPA Not High Enough to Get into Top Tier Heaven

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

After sending out dozens of applications over the past month, Christina Walkerman ’16 is currently realizing that her cumulative GPA may not be high enough to grant her admission to a top-tier afterlife. “I’ve done the community service, internships, and got a great score on the MCAT, but it’s my grades that I’m concerned about,”…

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