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Hack-a-thon? Retching CS1110 Classmate Definitely Has a Hairball

Nooz Staff10 months ago9 months ago03 mins

BAILEY HALL—Nina Ojeda ‘28 was taking her seat in Tuesday’s CS1110 lecture when a furious fit of coughing from the seat behind her caught her attention. Turning around, she saw her classmate David Mendelson ‘28 with back arched and glasses askew, clearly straining to expel something abominable from his gullet. “I’m fairly certain he was…

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