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Student Awakens Yet Again to Re-Adjust Oscillating Fan

Nooz Staff7 years ago01 mins

COLLEGETOWN—Drenched in sweat and in a state of utter defeat, Matthew Finley ‘20 awoke yet again last night to re-adjust his oscillating fan. “See, I want it close to me, but then it can’t pull in the cool air from the window! What do I do?” cried a desperate Finley, shifting the fan an inch…

OP-ED: I Refuse To Shower If I’m Just Going To Walk Somewhere Later

Nooz Staff9 years ago03 mins

I’m done. That’s it. I give up. I’m not showering until the weather cools down. Every single day, no matter where I go or what time it is, I am drenched in sweat from head to toe. Collegetown to Uris? No question. Rockefeller to the Engineering Quad? Yep. I had to walk from Klarman to…

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Student Awakens Yet Again to Re-Adjust Oscillating Fan

OP-ED: I Refuse To Shower If I’m Just Going To Walk Somewhere Later