Hunter Rawlings

OP-ED: I’ve Been President Three Times and All I Get Is a Piece of Grass?!

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

RAWLINGS GREEN— So today is the final day that I’m going to be President of Cornell. Believe it or not, I’ve had this exact same thought twice before. It’s been a great three rides and an incredible experience being able to lead such a wonderful University, but even after all I have given to Cornell…

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President Rawlings Seeks Résumé Critique at Career Services

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

BARNES HALL — Preparing for his re-entry into the unemployment pool this summer, President Rawlings solicited a member of career services to critique his résumé. “Now that I’ll be looking for a job again, I thought it would be best for someone to make sure everything is up to date and correctly formatted,” said President…

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OP-ED: I’ve Been President Three Times and All I Get Is a Piece of Grass?!

President Rawlings Seeks Résumé Critique at Career Services