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OP-ED: If You Die, What Happens To Your BRBs?

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago04 mins

Hey friends. Just thought I’d check in because all week, there’s just been one, singular question on my mind. Seriously, this puppy’s been keeping me up all night. If you die, what happens to your BRBs? Is it like a next-of-kin thing? Like a “oh hey, sorry your brother died, but at least you’re set…

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