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Op-Ed: If We’ve Moved an Hour Ahead, Why is My Laundry STILL WET?

Nooz Staff3 years ago12 months ago02 mins

This past Friday, the most dire tragedy in the life of a young bright college student came to fruition—that’s right, it was laundry day. Sadly the 57 pairs of identical black socks I brought from home did not absolve me from this soul crushing experience. The arduous process began sharply at dawn to avoid everyone…

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Freshman Unsure Which Washing Machine Full of Cornell T-Shirts is Hers

Nooz Staff8 years ago01 mins

LOW RISE 6—Freshman Rachel Xiong’s first attempt at doing laundry since coming to college was brought to a halt yesterday after she could not determine which load of red and gray Cornell t-shirts belonged to her. “It’s a complete disaster. I put all my clothes in there—Arts and Sciences T-shirts for daily wear, Big Red…

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Op-Ed: If We’ve Moved an Hour Ahead, Why is My Laundry STILL WET?

Freshman Unsure Which Washing Machine Full of Cornell T-Shirts is Hers