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Freshman Elects to Stay Anonymous After Winning 5 PM Housing Lottery Slot

Nooz Staff10 years ago03 mins

DONLON HALL — The lucky winner of a coveted 5 PM time slot and a single in Bethe Hall during the housing lottery for the upcoming fall semester does not want to be the subject of mass media frenzy or be in the public eye whatsoever, and has elected to collect her winnings but remain anonymous….

Wikipedia Page of Esteemed Professor Currently Flunking You Not Even, Like, That Long

“These Hands Don’t Haze!” Says Frat President Who Used Legs to Kick Shit Out of Pledges

Half-Assed Discussion Post Setting Dangerous Precedent For Rest of Semester

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Frolicking Squirrel Thinks It’s Funny You Bombed That Prelim

Dumb Idiot Bunny Rabbit Doesn’t Know It About to Get Cold Again

Freshman Elects to Stay Anonymous After Winning 5 PM Housing Lottery Slot