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Foolish Idiot 12-Year-Old Hasn’t Started Thinking About Junior Year Collegetown Lease

Nooz Staff6 days ago6 days ago03 mins

ITHACA MIDDLE SCHOOL—As he begins the seventh grade, little twelve-year-old Jamie Griffin ‘34 comes home to his parents’ house after a long day of school, blissfully unaware that his options for junior year housing in Collegetown are filling up fast. This stupid pea-brained idiot hasn’t even begun his apartment search, and the dumbass needs to…

“Then Came Locusts, Vermin, and Wild Beasts!” Says Review of Collegetown Apartment

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago03 mins

STEWART AVE—Beset with an infestation the likes of which have not been seen since the Old Testament, Collegetown resident Andrew Blum ‘24 took to the internet to voice his frustrations. While Blum’s apartment is both spacious and luxurious, especially when compared to other Collegetown rentals, the veritable menagerie of non-human residents forced him to lower…

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Foolish Idiot 12-Year-Old Hasn’t Started Thinking About Junior Year Collegetown Lease

Luxurious Collegetown Apartments Modern Living Rentals

Foolish Idiot 12-Year-Old Hasn’t Started Thinking About Junior Year Collegetown Lease

“Then Came Locusts, Vermin, and Wild Beasts!” Says Review of Collegetown Apartment