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Student Wanting Lap Dance Blocks Middle Seats in Lecture
“Why Do Weed-Out Classes Even Exist?” Frowns Crabgrass-Shaped Student
Novick’s Fall Menu Still Just Muddy Puddle Water Scooped Around the Back
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Major Cornell Major Tournament Round V

Nooz Staff9 years ago01 mins

Click to see enlarged bracket Vote here! It’s the FINAL FOUR! Call up your brothers, your sisters, your mams, your paps, even your ol’ Uncle Dennis… because it’s VOTING TIME! We will be accepting responses for this round until noon tomorrow ET, 4/3. So that’s right folks, make sure your Uncle D leaves Denny’s early…

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Major Cornell Major Tournament Round IV

Nooz Staff9 years ago01 mins

See Enlarged Bracket Vote here It’s the Elite 8! Vote to keep your favorite major alive in the tournament!

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2nd Annual Major Cornell Major Tournament!

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

Click to see enlarged bracket Vote here! CU Nooz is proud to announce the 2nd Annual Major Cornell Major Tournament! 64 undergraduate majors will battle it out to determine once and for all which major is the most likely to get votes in an arbitrary competition. Look over the bracket, read up on what each…

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