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OP-ED: I Came To Cornell To Find A Husband But All I Got Was A World-Class Education

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago06 mins

Many a year ago, when I still had about me the sprightly air of youth, I had felt myself most fortunate to have secured entrance into a finishing school where I was to polish those homemaking topics which are appropriate to the instruction of a young lady: pianoforte, embroidery, multivariate calculus, continental philosophy, organic chemistry,…

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