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Food Science Major Desperately Looking For New Thing To Milk

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

In an attempt to find the next big viscous drink craze for his thesis, Cornell Food Science major Todd Carmichael ‘18 has been desperately looking for a new thing to milk. “I mean, people have been milking cows, goats, even various nuts. There’s not many things left for a guy like me to milk around…

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Food Science Major Desperately Looking For New Thing To Milk