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Sub from Jansen’s Swaddled Like Newborn Child

Nooz Staff4 years ago02 mins

JANSEN’S MARKET—With the tenderness of a loving mother to her newborn child, Geoffrey Wu ‘25 retrieved a small wool blanket from his bag at noon today and gently wrapped it around the Southwest Chipotle Chicken Ranch Sub he had just picked up from Jansen’s Market.  “I was craving a sub, so I went to Jansen’s,”…

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