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November 25, 2025
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Residually Warm Olin Seat Reminder of Comforting Embrace of Womb

Nooz Staff4 years ago04 mins

OLIN LIBRARY—At the end of his stressful prelim season, Mark Velazquez ‘24 was finally able to snag one of the first floor desks at Olin to get some dreaded work done, only to make a bittersweet observation of the womb-like warmth left by the seat’s prior occupant. “I remembered what it was like to be…

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Student Calls Mom to Wish Her Happy Mother’s Day From Bedroom Upstairs

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

NASHVILLE, TN—Just in time for the holiday, Tessa Willem ‘21 made sure to call her mom to wish her a happy Mother’s Day from the distant location of her upstairs bedroom. “Even though my mom funds nearly all of my educational, living, and social expenses, I’m usually crazy busy around this time of year so…

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