Skip to content
March 14, 2026
  • “It’s 6 O’clock Somewhere”: Upperclassman Begs to Not Pay Bus Fare
  • CTB Declares War on Qahwah House, Fires 300 Espresso Shots
  • Wikipedia Page of Esteemed Professor Currently Flunking You Not Even, Like, That Long
  • “These Hands Don’t Haze!” Says Frat President Who Used Legs to Kick Shit Out of Pledges
CU Nooz

CU Nooz

Random Nooz
  • About
  • Disclaimer
  • Write for Us
  • Advertising with CU Nooz
  • Podcasts
    • CU Interviooz
  • CU NoozMagazine | Spring 2025 Issue
Headlines
  • “It’s 6 O’clock Somewhere”: Upperclassman Begs to Not Pay Bus Fare

    15 hours ago15 hours ago
  • CTB Declares War on Qahwah House, Fires 300 Espresso Shots

    19 hours ago18 hours ago
  • Wikipedia Page of Esteemed Professor Currently Flunking You Not Even, Like, That Long

    2 days ago2 days ago
  • “These Hands Don’t Haze!” Says Frat President Who Used Legs to Kick Shit Out of Pledges

    2 days ago2 days ago
  • Half-Assed Discussion Post Setting Dangerous Precedent For Rest of Semester

    3 days ago3 days ago
  • Local Jester Actually Prefers Fool’s Spring

    4 days ago4 days ago
  • Home
  • Name

Name

  • Uncategorized

OP-ED: See? We Changed the Name of the Plantations and Fixed On-Campus Racism!

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago04 mins

by Associate Dean of Students Charlotte Beaufort When the Black Students United group came forward with their demand to change the name of the Cornell Plantations, citing the racial undertones that ‘plantations’ conveyed, the Board of Trustees had a long discussion of what to do. We eventually decided that, yes, the name should and would…

Read More
You're never going to believe this but "This organization is a registered student organization of Cornell University." Newsmatic - News WordPress Theme 2026. Powered By BlazeThemes.