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Nasties Features French Menu to Boost Dining Ratings

Nooz Staff9 years ago02 mins

LES NÉCESSITÉS DE L’OURS— Responding to a lower ranking on the latest college dining reviews, the culinary team behind the counter at Nasties decided to rewrite the menu entirely in French to boost their ratings. “It’s the same old Nasties we know and love, just organized a little differently with classics like our bâtonnets de…

Sam. SAM. SAAAAAM Comes to Counter at Nasties After Six Hours

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

BEAR NECESSITIES — Finally taking off his headphones, freshman HEY IS THERE A SAM HERE? came to the Nasties counter last night to pick up his chicken tenders six hours after they were first ready. After about fifteen minutes of calling from the Nasties screamer, the other students in the grill began a series of…

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Nasties Features French Menu to Boost Dining Ratings

Sam. SAM. SAAAAAM Comes to Counter at Nasties After Six Hours