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Only Two Conventionally Attractive Members of Orientation Group Already a Couple

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago02 mins

ROBERT PURCELL COMMUNITY CENTER—Despite having known each other for a mere six days, Brian Furman ‘26 and Evan Adames ‘26—the shining stars of a fairly dim orientation group—have already entered into a relationship. “After giving the rest of the group a quick once-over, it was love at first sight,” said Adames. “Bri-Bri and I just…

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Libe Cafe Haunted House Includes Freshman Orientation Group Asking to Hang Out Sometime

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

LIBE CAFE, ITHACA, NY— Enrique Gomez ‘19 found himself gripped by the spirit of Halloween when a harmless Libe cafe study break brought him face to face with everyone he stopped talking to the second day of freshman year. “Most of the Halloween tchotchke doesn’t faze me all that much… Rubber spiders, perhaps a poorly-assembled…

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