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Blood-Covered Ornithology Researcher “Sorry About the Birds”

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

SAPSUCKER WOODS — A blood-covered research assistant from Cornell’s Lab of Ornithology released a statement earlier today that he was “sorry about what happened with all the birds back there.” The researcher, biology student Robert Cowan M.S. ’18 studying changes in the behavior of the North American Goldfinch in the presence of lawnmowers, claims that…

Nest-less Campus Birds Seen Eagerly Eyeing Boris Johnson’s Hair

Last Remaining Senior Days Event Just Bottle of Liquor in Paper Bag

New Food Truck Fills Midnight Raw Fish Niche in Collegetown Restaurant Scene

Dim-Witted Bird Chooses Uris Hall as Nesting Site Instead of Beautiful, Flowering Tree

University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though

E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even

Blood-Covered Ornithology Researcher “Sorry About the Birds”