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Mom Just Calling To Let You Know The Neighbors Got A New Patio

Nooz Staff4 years ago03 mins

ITHACA一 Oren Stephens ‘23 was in the middle of an Organizational Behavior lecture on Monday when he received three rapid calls from his mother, Susan, just letting him know that their neighbors got a new patio.  Stephens was shocked at the consecutive calls and instantly worried that something terrible had happened, immediately calling her as…

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