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Cornell Health Boasts Selective 2% Acceptance Rate for 2025 Appointment Cycle

Nooz Staff5 hours ago03 mins

CORNELL HEALTH—A proud newly accepted class of 15 lucky Cornell students have been selected to fill all available appointment slots this semester. Cornell Health released statistics about their incoming class: “The average stab wound of an accepted patient came in at an impressive 12 inches long, most students filled out their forms in less than…

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