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Student Who Used Up All Absences in Sailing PE Forced to Walk the Plank

Nooz Staff4 years ago02 mins

Serial class skipper and salty dog Isaiah Freeman ‘25 was shocked to discover this Friday that their punishment for using up all their absences in PE 1350: Introductory Sailing was an eternity in Davy Jones’s locker.  “At first I thought this was some kind of joke, but then he started talking about how he ‘doesn’t…

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