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This Week’s “Sex on Thursdays” Just Straight-up Porn

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

DOWNTOWN ITHACA—In a statement released earlier today, The Cornell Daily Sun has announced that their latest “Sex on Thursdays” article will be straight-up, uncensored porn. “We’ve always felt the need to give our ‘Sex on Thursdays’ writers as much creative freedom as possible, so it’s only fitting that one of them would upload a personal…

Early Grad to Gain Real-World Experience in Unemployment

Nooz Staff8 years ago01 mins

LINDEN AVE—Following his imminent graduation in December, senior Parker Samuels ‘18 will gain valuable real-world experience in being unemployed. “There seems to be a stigma attached to having no job lined up,” observed Samuels. “But just like other post-grad plans, being unemployed is a full-time commitment.” The early grad added that with four years of…

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This Week’s “Sex on Thursdays” Just Straight-up Porn

Early Grad to Gain Real-World Experience in Unemployment