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Report: 10:10 Lecture Fills Up Too Quickly and Oh Boo Hoo You Sad Fucks

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

STUDENT CENTER — Thousands of members of the class of 2020 attempted to enroll in the 10:10 lecture of Introductory Macroeconomics this morning, however they found it filled up too quickly and oh boo hoo you sad fucks, you didn’t get a class you wanted. “Now that I’ve been locked out of one class for…

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