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April 17, 2026
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Administration Demolishes Low Rises for Pre-frosh Visits

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

LOW RISES – In what has been widely regarded as a violation of students’ rights, the Cornell administration has decided to demolish the Low Rise dorms in anticipation of Cornell Days this weekend to improve first-impressions prospective students have of North Campus. “We just want to make sure visitors get the best possible experience and…

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Lazy Tour Guide Makes Visiting Group Walk Backwards

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

EAST AVENUE — Worn-out after showing dozens of people around campus all day, tour guide Arthur Chase ’18 was exhausted, and just decided to make his last group of the day walk backwards instead. “Hey, everybody, my legs are killing me, so I’m just going to have you all turn around and we’ll start the…

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