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Line for Dumpster Behind Terrace Too Long for Local Raccoons

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

STATLER DRIVE — As the lunch rush peaked at the dumpster behind the Statler Hotel, dozens of local raccoons decided the long lines for wasted food from the Terrace Restaurant have become too long to put up with. “It’s ridiculous how many animals are trying to dig into the Terrace garbage,” commented Robbie Raccoon, who…

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