Inhabitants of Local Valley Starting to Regret Construction of Hole-in-the-wall Restaurant in Hydroelectric Dam

UNASSUMING VALLEY—Residents have started to express worry about the integrity of a nearby dam after construction crews arrived this past Tuesday with jackhammers, explosives, and a wrecking ball. “We were promised this quirky hole-in-the-wall restaurant that would be unique and totally charming,” said Marianne Petrovski, a local schoolteacher and mother of approximately two. “When the…

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