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Student Assembly Invites John Lennon to Return from the Dead for Unpaid Beatles Reunion at Slope Day

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

LIBE SLOPE— In one of their most desperate pleas for attention to date, the Student Assembly has decided to meddle in Slope Day, cordially inviting one of the most commercially successful bands of all time to work unpaid for a bunch of undergraduates behind the backs of actual event organizers. “Planning Slope Day on a…

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