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Automatic Toilet Decides You Are Done Shitting Now

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

What is supposed to be a routine bathroom visit quickly turns into a nightmare whenever the automatic toilet begins flushing of its own volition.  At its core, this is a question of man vs. machine. We are in a time of widespread uncertainty and hesitation regarding the role of artificial intelligence in our society. Yet,…

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