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Lord Barista, Guardian of the Utensils, Fends Off Horde of Fork Thieves

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

LIBE CAFÉ—As hordes of malicious fork thieves seek to empty the coffers of Libe Café, the awe-inspiring Lord Barista, guardian of the utensils, stands at the ready to defend what’s left of the library’s plasticware. “Sorry, we can only give you a fork if you buy a salad, or sushi, or something like that,” the…

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