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OP-ED: Have You Ever Even Heard of Trench Foot? Of Course My Shoes Being Wet Is A Valid Reason to Ask for An Extension

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago04 mins

My uncompassionate lowlife of a psychology professor obviously does not know even the basics of World War I.  Come November, this campus always turns into sludge. It snows, and then the snow melts, and my feet get all wet. These are the conditions the heroes of World War I nobly fought and suffered in. The…

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