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Op-Ed: I Missed My COVID Test and Then Got Sent to a Gulag

Nooz Staff5 years ago6 months ago04 mins

A few days ago, I got an email saying that COVID testing was about to get “more strict”. That there would be “severe consequences” for people who missed their tests. But hey, I accidentally slept through my 3 PM testing slot after 7 straight months of a nocturnal sleeping schedule, which I thought qualified as…

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