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New Sub-Letter Either Kinda Shy or Kinda Gonna Eat You

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

COLLEGE AVE—Though Adam Valla ‘25 had high hopes for his new roommate, things have been off to a rocky start. While Valla is pretty sure that his new roommate, Clay Trop ‘24, is just a little timid, he might also desire to cut Valla up into tiny pieces. “Last week he had a friend over…

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