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OP-ED: My College Experience And Particular Group of Friends are Special and Worthy of a Verbose Opinion Piece

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

Salutations my fellow denizens of this hallowed ground we refer to most nobly as Cornell University. As multitudes of you have come to fathom, our scholastic odyssey has come to an abrupt dismissal at the hands of this villainous pandemic. Nevertheless, there is little reason to become morose. I am here to show my solidarity…

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